Texas summers don’t play around. The Medium Rare By Noon Tote Bag features an adorable overheated cow graphic paired with vintage-style lettering that perfectly captures what July in Texas feels like. Equal parts funny, cute, and painfully accurate. Whether you’re headed to the farmer’s market, beach, lake, grocery store, or just surviving another 104° afternoon, this tote brings Texas humor everywhere you go. Because around here… shade is a lifestyle. Why You’ll Love It: • Funny Texas summer design • Lightweight everyday carry tote • Cute gift for Texans & cow lovers • Vintage-inspired distressed graphic • Perfect for beach days, errands & markets BAG DETAILS: • Durable canvas tote • Comfortable shoulder straps • Reusable & eco-friendly • Professionally printed design PERFECT FOR: • Texas summer lovers • Beach & lake trips • Farmers market runs • Road trips & vacations • Funny Texas gifts A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters. • 100% polyester • Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm) • Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l) • Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg) • Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim • Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm) • The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location